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Please stop. All of you. Leave. Go join the uncivilised cavemen.
Crawl into your caves and dont ever come back. Dont talk to me.
Dont talk to anyone, ever. #FrustrationExemplified
Hashtags were a symbol of inner clarity coupled with outward
connectivity, a brilliant idea to socialise with the masses.
Want to check out Jessica Alba? Wonderful pop in a #jessicaalba
and join the conversation. Suddenly your Tweet is linked with all
the others across the world displaying the stylish #jessicaalba
through a computerized sorting system requiring next to no
Theres a way for users to find exactly what theyre looking for
based simply on their own input. #Splendid! Hashtags were a voice
for the voiceless, an elaborate social system, and as a result,
they caught on pretty quickly. Everyone relates with each other
about their not-actually-very-aligned interests. Hashtags served a
purpose. As with most things, I dont really care.
However, just as communism leads to dictatorship, capitalism
leads to homelessness, and religion leads to holy war, every ideal
falls and hashtags led to pure, unadulterated idiocy.
As time passed, however noble the intentions had once been, we
now see tweets and posts on Facebook or Instagram that end with a
hashtag and an irrelevant caption. What purpose does this
There is no existential force causing me to log on to Twitter
and read the mellifluous visionary ramblings of PNGs finest
pseudo-philosophers. #ProudToBeAPNGian #Whatever
Its when they start to emerge in the middle of otherwise normal
conversations in our corporeal world, posing as legitimate
components of a person-to-person discussion that hashtags soar
through the logic and substance of our discussion, slicing the
participants words into nothing more than crude mirages and
rightfully underappreciated slang.
No, sorry, I actually dont really care how #ridonk that girls
garb is. Oh, you mean to say that the color of her top creates a
positive juxtaposition with the stripes on her shirt? Wow!
Excellent observation, good sir. #scandalous.
In all seriousness, the real issue with has...